just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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