I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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