Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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