butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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