Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Randomize
