so that wasnt chicken after all
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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