i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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