# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Dignity is for republicans.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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