omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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