careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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