Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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