OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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