Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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