I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize