I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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