: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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