I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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