i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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