Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
