I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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