Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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