We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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