IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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