u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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