What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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