Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
operation have a gay friend backfired
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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