im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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