nut hugger
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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