This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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