One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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