Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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