We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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