AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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