he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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