Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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