Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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