All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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