the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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