so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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