and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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