if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I need to align my fucking chakras
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