So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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