the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I need water and some morals
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
