Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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