U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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