Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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