Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
