is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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