well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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