Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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