Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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