did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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