just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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