Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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